My Mistake
When you’re enjoying the comforts of the loo
You have some private business to doo
If you’re smart and use some poo-pourri
Don’t make a mistake, like little poor me.
Refrain from spraying the toilet seat
As that mist packs some powerful heat
So watch out for that liquid fire
That was certainly not my desire
In case an accidental spill
Water will cause significant ill will
Douse that behind with some oil
That will rid you of your nasty toil
In the future spray in the bowl
And not the seat, an awful toll
DM 12/23/2016
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