My Mistake (A toilet disaster with Poo-pourri)

My Mistake

When you’re enjoying the comforts of the loo

You have some private business to doo

If you’re smart and use some poo-pourri

Don’t make a mistake, like little poor me.


Refrain from spraying the toilet seat

As that mist packs some powerful heat

So watch out for that liquid fire

That was certainly not my desire


In case an accidental spill

Water will cause significant ill will

Douse that behind with some oil

That will rid you of your nasty toil


In the future spray in the bowl

And not the seat, an awful toll


DM 12/23/2016

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